{"id":19823,"date":"2019-12-23T06:22:40","date_gmt":"2019-12-23T06:22:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/?page_id=19823"},"modified":"2019-12-23T06:22:40","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T06:22:40","slug":"rudolph-does-dirt-road-8-december-2019","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/?page_id=19823","title":{"rendered":"Rudolph Does Dirt \/ Road &#8211; 8 December 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our fourth annual Audax FNQ Christmas ride had something for everyone.\u00a0 Well, at least a road <strong>and<\/strong> a dirt option.\u00a0 The lure of a bar-b-que brekky afterwards at the pub brought everyone to Tolga for a not-so-early kick-off on a reasonably warm FNQ summer&#8217;s morning.\u00a0 Roughly 130 riders headed off into the hills, some even in the right direction, and then found their way back to the pub in time for brekky and associated refreshments.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-19831\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_100307.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"408\" height=\"198\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_100307.jpg 4032w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_100307-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_100307-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_100307-1024x498.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 408px) 100vw, 408px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The result was a breath-taking piece of Strava art, with FNQ Audax riders creating their very own topographical bauble chart.\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/labs.strava.com\/flyby\/viewer\/#2918541026?c=rhzmvxyq&amp;z=C&amp;t=1Tx0k_&amp;a=4mb1rcIU8q11LvStKQnyre2-8q0EN_atQ8XyrZHpNK6rY_KtD1_yrV608q0nPPKt2gPyrZlZn6_O1vet1v_yrYR8860y_PKtZ9nyrTml9a27HPOtYunyrTXO8q1TGPetRnbzrUjJr65x5fWthyz1rTOD9K0APfStcgL0rQn086295_OtgJHzrZeI863EdfOt_F7zre1a860CLvOtzfPyrafz8q081fKth8vyraTA8q0-vvKtWb3yrayQ8q1vdPKtUW3yrQ&amp;s=9d\">Check out the live version.<\/a>\u00a0 Hint &#8211; click on the box to the left of &#8220;athletes&#8221; to select all riders, then watch from 6.26.00 (the slide on the left).\u00a0 Vary the speed to about 470x (on the top right &#8211; ) to see how Rudolph riders lit up the Tablelands.\u00a0 (Thanks Keith).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19834\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/strava-art-e1576979809982.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1343\" height=\"880\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to all of our volunteers &#8211; Kim and Karen (Control 1), Kathy and Mikey (Control 2), Frankie (on-road guidance and check-in) and Ivor (bar-b-que chef extraordinaire).\u00a0 As always, an FNQ Audax ride needs many hands on board to make it work.\u00a0 Thanks team.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19835\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_090013.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"4032\" height=\"1960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_090013.jpg 4032w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_090013-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_090013-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_090013-1024x498.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The experience has left some locals feeling the need to wax lyrical &#8211; with Lloyd creating a poetic ride report (below) and Jimmy assembling\u00a0another spectacular video of the ride.\u00a0 (And even better &#8211; saving this RO from the task).\u00a0 Many thanks to Lloyd and Jimmy for their work.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"474\" height=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JcMJlkTkIbg?start=2&#038;feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And&#8230;&#8230; there are a\u00a0 few shots\u00a0from me&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"474\" height=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NfrAKVa2wPE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>An Unbiased Review of Rudolph\u2019s\u00a0<\/strong><strong>Christmas Ride 2019<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(thanks Lloyd)<\/p>\n<p>Christmas is approaching. \u00a0All the excitement\u2026.shopping, relatives visiting, gift selection anxiety. But all is worth it as the annual Rudolph Audax ride for FNQ gets closer on the calendar.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-19840\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_064343.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"404\" height=\"196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_064343.jpg 4032w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_064343-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_064343-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_064343-1024x498.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 404px) 100vw, 404px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This year a split event. \u00a0Dirt (with some road) and all road. \u00a0Locals did their homework and looked at the routes. \u00a0Road ride\u2026. About 1000 metres at least of climbing, home into the wind. \u00a0Dirt\u2026 much more sensible. \u00a0Your scribe chose dirt.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-19841\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_065742.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"396\" height=\"192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_065742.jpg 4032w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_065742-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_065742-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_065742-1024x498.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 396px) 100vw, 396px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And what a sensible choice. \u00a0On the pre ride assembly, a quick visual assessment of the road riders revealed a selection of finely chiselled athletes that looked like gazelles on million dollar bikes. \u00a0Let\u2019s just slink back to the more sensibly shaped dirt riders that no bush could stop. \u00a0Onya SAOs! \u00a0But horror\u2026. Suddenly there were the gazelles appearing on mountain bikes. \u00a0Damn.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-19839\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_070037.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"398\" height=\"211\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_070037.jpg 3526w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_070037-300x159.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_070037-768x406.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_070037-1024x542.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 398px) 100vw, 398px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But there was a third element to this game. \u00a0A small but select group of gravel bikes were in the mix, including your scribe. \u00a0This dirt course of gravel and road would eat up the mountain bikes\u2026.surely.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-19842\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_070353.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"378\" height=\"231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_070353.jpg 3183w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_070353-300x184.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_070353-768x470.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_070353-1024x627.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 378px) 100vw, 378px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>After the pre ride briefing, off we went in 2 minute intervals. \u00a0In the first group, all was jovial and happy, until SAO rider Rex noticed that Bob was out front. \u00a0Fearing that all would follow Bob blindly to Herberton, he paced up to direct the first group on the first right corner onto the course, and the danger was diverted. \u00a0Later Rex would state that this effort shattered his possibility of ride glory. \u00a0Yea right!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-19843\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073045.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"412\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073045.jpg 4032w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073045-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073045-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073045-1024x498.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 412px) 100vw, 412px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Of course the gravel grinder was eating up this hard gravel and road, and all was good until Bone\u2019s Knob reared its incline. \u00a0In spite of all efforts, gazelles on mountain bikes outpace VOMITS (very old men in tights) on gravel bikes. \u00a0Oh well\u2026.it wasn\u2019t a race (any more).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-19851\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073334.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"410\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073334.jpg 4032w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073334-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073334-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073334-1024x498.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 410px) 100vw, 410px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Coming down Bone\u2019s Knob, we saw the first of the road riders starting their ascent. \u00a0How did they get there so quickly? \u00a0Drugs? \u00a0And they didn\u2019t even look hot or puffed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-19844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073102.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"414\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073102.jpg 4032w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073102-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073102-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_073102-1024x498.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 414px) 100vw, 414px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The dirt ride then went down the Pony Club trail. \u00a0The gravel grinder was struggling (probably more so the rider) on the rougher terrain, and your scribe was passed by more non-gazelle mountain bikers. \u00a0Once again\u2026.it wasn\u2019t a race. \u00a0Nice scenery though.<\/p>\n<p>Back onto the gravel, and then back towards Tolga. \u00a0Thank heavens Kim was there to direct us on course\u2026.only 20% of people took an alternate route. \u00a0But there was the first peopled check point. \u00a0And water, and ice blocks and bananas and water-melon. \u00a0Heaven. \u00a0Rumour went out amongst the dirt riders that that the roadies had already had a previous stop with unwooded Chardonnay and duck pate, but this, of course, was denied. \u00a0And then we were off again.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-19845\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_084424.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"443\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_084424.jpg 4032w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_084424-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_084424-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_084424-1024x498.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 443px) 100vw, 443px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Down the rail trail, across the highway and a maze of Tolgian back roads. \u00a0Those roadies kept coming in the opposite direction, looking like they had just showered and been massaged. \u00a0Typical athletes! \u00a0And there was the second manned check point. \u00a0Thank heavens.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-19846\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_090901.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"453\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_090901.jpg 4032w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_090901-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_090901-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_090901-1024x498.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 453px) 100vw, 453px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The homeward leg. \u00a0More gravel, and the time was approaching Tolga pub\u2019s opening time. Map said turn left down the field! \u00a0What! \u00a0Through a track in grass that could conceal taipans,\u2026or tigers!. \u00a0Oh well. \u00a0Gary Perkins was in in the lead. \u00a0A taipan would get him first.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-19848\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_095529.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"427\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_095529.jpg 4032w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_095529-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_095529-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_095529-1024x498.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 427px) 100vw, 427px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Made it through the paddock and on to the Tolga pub. \u00a0Great effort\u2026.There was Kim again and Ivor manning the barbeque. \u00a0Much appreciated. \u00a0Master Chef look out. \u00a0And the scribes ticking off the riders as they came in.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-19849\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_101157.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"388\" height=\"256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_101157.jpg 2665w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_101157-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_101157-768x507.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_101157-1024x676.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 388px) 100vw, 388px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And road riders already! \u00a0Definitely gazelles.<\/p>\n<p>And as later riders arrived and were cheered for their efforts, we all appreciated the efforts and organisation that go into our Audax rides. \u00a0Thank you to the volunteers, the SAOs for route arranging, and Audax for the organisational umbrella under which we ride. \u00a0And of course Gayle, whose efforts make it all happen.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-19850 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_065729.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_065729.jpg 3034w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_065729-300x193.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_065729-768x493.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191208_065729-1024x657.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A total of over 140 riders registered for &#8220;Rudolph does Christmas&#8221;, and over 130 rode. \u00a0Audax in FNQ is a national phenomenon.<\/p>\n<p>(23 December 2019)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our fourth annual Audax FNQ Christmas ride had something for everyone.\u00a0 Well, at least a road and a dirt option.\u00a0 The lure of a bar-b-que brekky afterwards at the pub brought everyone to Tolga for a not-so-early kick-off on a reasonably warm FNQ summer&#8217;s morning.\u00a0 Roughly 130 riders headed off into the hills, some even &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/?page_id=19823\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rudolph Does Dirt \/ Road &#8211; 8 December 2019<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19824,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/19823"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19823"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/19823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19863,"href":"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/19823\/revisions\/19863"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}