{"id":19434,"date":"2018-12-21T07:54:11","date_gmt":"2018-12-21T07:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/?page_id=19434"},"modified":"2018-12-28T08:47:06","modified_gmt":"2018-12-28T08:47:06","slug":"rudolphs-revenge-9-december-2018","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/?page_id=19434","title":{"rendered":"Rudolph&#8217;s Revenge &#8211; 9 December 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T&#8217;was a few weeks before Christmas, and all through FNQ&#8230;&#8230;\u00a0 or so the story goes.\u00a0 Perhaps it was the universe striving for meteorological balance, or maybe just those pesky Christmas elves doing their thing yet again.\u00a0 Whatever the higher order explanation, once again our FNQ Audax Christmas ride report is dominated by the prevailing weather conditions.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/IMG_20161204_102137.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-17629 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/IMG_20161204_102137.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"134\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/IMG_20161204_102137.jpg 1944w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/IMG_20161204_102137-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/IMG_20161204_102137-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 134px) 100vw, 134px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In December 2016, our inaugural Rudolph&#8217;s Revenge in Cairns was&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; hot (surprise, surprise).\u00a0 Ice blocks and melted riders were the order of the day.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In December 2017, Rudolph shifted his gig to the high country of the Tablelands, hoping for a weather reprieve.<\/p>\n<p>Quicker riders melted <a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_20171203_110249-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-19438 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_20171203_110249-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"179\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_20171203_110249-3.jpg 690w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_20171203_110249-3-219x300.jpg 219w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 179px) 100vw, 179px\" \/><\/a>down on the hills under brooding storm clouds, while the more relaxed members of the peloton came home a bit damp, and somewhat shoeless.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_20171203_130034.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-19439\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_20171203_130034.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"113\" height=\"151\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_20171203_130034.jpg 1944w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_20171203_130034-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_20171203_130034-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 113px) 100vw, 113px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Which brings us to 9 December 2018.\u00a0 Was it the forgiving nature of the average FNQ Audax rider that led to 104 people registering for Rudolph&#8217;s Revenge??\u00a0 Or perhaps it was the promise of a brekky barbque after a shortish 50 or so km ride on quiet Cairns bikepaths and backroads that lured so many potential starters.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_064450.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-19444 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_064450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"423\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_064450.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_064450-300x143.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_064450-768x366.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 423px) 100vw, 423px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A developing low pressure system, that was just waiting to be born as Tropical Cyclone Owen, was looming in the distance, causing the BOM site to cover Cairns in its most spectacular shades of deep blue, red and dangerous orange.\u00a0 Against a backdrop of gathering storm clouds, our truck was loaded in Atherton with barbques, bread rolls, sausages, eggs and all manner of Christmas goodies and we headed down the range to Cairns.<\/p>\n<p>And the big news is\u00a0 &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181220_084842.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-19441 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181220_084842.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"440\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181220_084842.jpg 2315w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181220_084842-300x248.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181220_084842-768x635.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181220_084842-1024x847.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-19442 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065821-e1545300578314.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"153\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065821-e1545300578314.jpg 1960w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065821-e1545300578314-146x300.jpg 146w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065821-e1545300578314-768x1580.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065821-e1545300578314-498x1024.jpg 498w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 153px) 100vw, 153px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Seventy-six eager cyclists tested their luck and headed to\u00a0Brinsmead for a morning of FNQ Audaxing.\u00a0 The cyclone-gods\u00a0decided to smile on the peloton for a short while, allowing check-in, a ride briefing and the start to occur while the rain held off.\u00a0 Our FNQ riders turned out in their Christmas best, ready for celebrations.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Santa hats, reindeer antlers and tinsel were the order of the day, and managed to capture the attention of riders to a far greater degree than did the ride briefing.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-19447 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065344.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"345\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065344.jpg 3262w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065344-300x179.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065344-768x458.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065344-1024x610.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 345px) 100vw, 345px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065326.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-19448 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065326.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"212\" height=\"373\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065326.jpg 1960w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065326-170x300.jpg 170w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065326-768x1351.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065326-582x1024.jpg 582w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065516.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-19446 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065516.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"362\" height=\"153\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065516.jpg 3801w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065516-300x127.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065516-768x324.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_065516-1024x433.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 362px) 100vw, 362px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The ride started in a relatively orderly manner, heading through the tunnel and along the bike paths towards Barron Gorge.\u00a0 The ride briefing mentioned something or other about pretty <em>Christmas stickers<\/em>\u00a0on a sign on the far side of Barron Gorge Bridge.\u00a0 In the excitement of the day, this was roughly translated to be a <em>secret stamp<\/em>\u00a0waiting across the gorge.\u00a0 The non-existent stamp was never found, and multiple riders gleefully announced that it had been stolen by a rogue elf.\u00a0 In the meantime, Ian sat in the shelter shed and calmly dispensed a sticker to each rider &#8211; after they returned from the trek across the Gorge.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_095921.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-19443 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_095921.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"372\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_095921.jpg 2374w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_095921-300x220.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_095921-768x563.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_095921-1024x750.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 372px) 100vw, 372px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The course headed back down Barron Gorge and up the Redlynch Valley.\u00a0 There was some confusion between roads and bike paths around the Freshwater Creek end of town, with great debate as to whether the course ran clockwise or anticlockwise around Gamburra Park and Gamburra Drive (or if anyone really cared).\u00a0 The first riders headed into Control 1 at 35km (which doubled as the finish point and breakfast location) just as the rain started to tumble down.\u00a0 It proved to be more than a passing shower, and the heavens decided to open up in earnest for the second section of the ride.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_085227.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-19450 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_085227.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"446\" height=\"274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_085227.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_085227-300x184.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_085227-768x472.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_085227-1024x629.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 446px) 100vw, 446px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As the riders streamed (literally) in to Control 1, Glynis busily stickered cards and recorded times.\u00a0 Most riders were amazingly cheerful about grabbing their fistful of lollies, bananas and yummies, and heading back into the rain for the final 18km loop before breakfast.\u00a0 Just a few decided that the lure of a dry shelter was too inviting, and parked their bikes for the day.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_083853.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-19451 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_083853.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"159\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_083853.jpg 3581w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_083853-300x127.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_083853-768x325.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_083853-1024x434.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_084853.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-19453 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_084853.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"373\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_084853.jpg 1537w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_084853-161x300.jpg 161w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_084853-768x1431.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_084853-550x1024.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-19452 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_083349.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"222\" height=\"181\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_083349.jpg 2208w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_083349-300x245.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_083349-768x628.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_083349-1024x838.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 222px) 100vw, 222px\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_091855.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-19454 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_091855.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_091855.jpg 1960w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_091855-180x300.jpg 180w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_091855-768x1278.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_091855-615x1024.jpg 615w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It was then a race against time, as the breakfast chefs cooked up a storm in anticipation of hoards of hungry (and possibly damp) riders returning.<\/p>\n<p>A summer Audax ride in FNQ usually means iceblocks and cold drinks in the esky.\u00a0 However, this was no ordinary summer ride in Cairns.\u00a0 The ice blocks were bypassed in favour of the tea-lady urns and bodems of coffee that Kim had the foresight to stash in the truck.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_091842.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-19455 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_091842.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_091842.jpg 3351w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_091842-300x174.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_091842-768x446.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_091842-1024x595.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/><\/a>As the rest of the field found its way home through the increasingly heavy rain, the focus at the finish turned strictly to demolishing the waiting mountain of food.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_093601.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-19456 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_093601.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"4032\" height=\"1960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_093601.jpg 4032w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_093601-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_093601-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_093601-1024x498.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Full credit must go to everyone who braved the elements, and ultimately enjoyed a memorable morning out on the bike.\u00a0 Many thanks to our volunteers, Kim, Glynis and Ian for their work throughout the morning.\u00a0 Thanks also to Nola and Mark who helped us with the Tetris-task of jamming all the gear back into the vehicles for the trip home &#8211; while the rain kept tumbling down.<\/p>\n<p>Our next FNQ Audax event is the first of two summer dirt rides.\u00a0 The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.audax.org.au\/portal\/rides\/register-calendar\/qld\/1118-colt45-2019\">Colt 45<\/a> (which is a bit longer than 45) starts at 6.30am from Tolga Hotel on Sunday 6 January 2019.\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.audax.org.au\/portal\/rides\/register-calendar\/qld\/1118-colt45-2019\">Registrations<\/a> are now open.\u00a0 See you there.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_104321-e1545378051370.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-19457\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_104321-e1545378051370.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"202\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_104321-e1545378051370.jpg 1960w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_104321-e1545378051370-146x300.jpg 146w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_104321-e1545378051370-768x1580.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_104321-e1545378051370-498x1024.jpg 498w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 202px) 100vw, 202px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_102837.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-19458\" src=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_102837.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"220\" height=\"403\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_102837.jpg 1959w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_102837-164x300.jpg 164w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_102837-768x1408.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181209_102837-559x1024.jpg 559w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Copy-of-2018-Rudolphs-Revenge.pdf\">Finishing Times For 2018 Rudolph&#8217;s Revenge<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/?page_id=19410\">Audax FNQ 2019 Ride Calendar<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(21 December 2019)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T&#8217;was a few weeks before Christmas, and all through FNQ&#8230;&#8230;\u00a0 or so the story goes.\u00a0 Perhaps it was the universe striving for meteorological balance, or maybe just those pesky Christmas elves doing their thing yet again.\u00a0 Whatever the higher order explanation, once again our FNQ Audax Christmas ride report is dominated by the prevailing weather &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.longrides.bike\/?page_id=19434\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading 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